Something to start y'all's Fridays with (as I'm on nights)...

From our old pal starlight, on the "Losing It" thread on Squishettes.

um oh yeah, as for staying on topic, haven't done it yet. barely even get a hug. I'm pathetic

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Answers

To which I'd say "Unless you expect to get it on with the UPS guy, it would probably help your chances if you left the house every once in a while."

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Also from starlight, on Squishettes, in the "Diarist Awards" thread.

(Hey, it's a slow night!)

I've read a couple of those journals before; I think some deserve praise, buuut yeah, I guess they can be abit cliquish. I know I, for one, will never win an award :P

Yeah, because you suck.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

I love it when Mike talks smack.

Where did she post that? In the reader award thread?

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Nah, in the Diarist.Net Quarter Three awards thread.

Dudettes, we got all the cool posters on MATH+1, and they got all the riffraff. Sweet!

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

I know. If we had Jessifer and PigFatt writing love notes to each other back and forth I'd have to pluck out my eye.

I had to register for squishettes just to respond in the Diarists thread. For a second there I thought I was going to have to throw Melissa down.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Man, that UPS guy thing made me laugh really loud.

People, I wore jeans to work today. Do we have a casual Fridays policy? We do not. But I have a lot to do, and I'll be holed up in my office all day with the door closed (after this message) and everybody will have to get over my non-business attire.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Briefly, I don't get Squishettes at all. I guess I thought it was bigger than it is.

It's hilarious that we are referred to as a clique. I mean, we are, but it's weird. It's just the Internet, people.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Oh yeah, squishettes is for sure all the riffraff, and 100ish sounds about right. It just makes me laugh because it really is the same shit they were talking about 7 months ago. I mean, aren't they bored?

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Hello? AB? Al? T? Where my girls at?

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

YO!

We have an armoire. And sealed sheetrock cracks. And re-grouted bathroom tiles. And I was able to touch-up paint! Damn, I miss being a L of L. And there's a dresser in the guest room now, and I'm goig to make it all pretty and nice for Joh and E to the P.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

And y'all, I nailed "Ode To Billy Joe" at Tong's. The Chinese people were all about my slick vocal stylings, I tell you what.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

From Delta:

Only select passengers fly with us as often as you do, and we want to thank you for your continued business. That’s why MedallionTM membership and all its benefits are now yours to enjoy. Please accept our appreciation and enjoy Medallion status—you’ve earned it.

I am so, so happy, y'all. Inordinatly so.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Aw, T got her coveted Medallion status. That's like an early Christmas, right there.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Y'all, how creepy is the phrase "WriterSpawn"? It's like a bad comic book character.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

You know, PG can do all the Kappa Alpha invoking she wants, but she's kidding herself. Texas = not the south. There are about 2 zillion differences I could list, but one is that anyone who bases their opinion on southerness upon one of our most embarrassing standouts, i.e. KA, is missing the mark by a country mile.

That being said, I miss Texas something awful.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Well, I do consider parts of Texas southern, but as a whole, no, it's not. But neither are large parts of what other people DO consider the South. The Dirty/Old/Deep South is easy to recognize, but I do think the borders are pretty shady.

Aidan from our forum is pregnant! I'm am way to happy at the thought of a stranger being pregnant.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

Gah! No internet all afternoon, y'all. I missed the whole good part of the Southern deal. But I weighed right in.

PG's just jealous, that's all. She just WISH she Southern.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001

But do I love it when Melissa goes a little crazy. I mean, I had to read her initial post 27,000 times to even decipher all the typos.

She scares me.

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001