Here's a good one:

Isn’t it nice to have a president in the news because his stimulus package is opposed...as opposed to his package is in the news because it’s stimulated?

-- Okie Dan (okiedan@oklahoma.net), December 07, 2001

Answers

*rimshot*

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 07, 2001.

Credits for that go to Leno.

-- Okie Dan (okiedan@oklahoma.net), December 07, 2001.

Oh, and speaking of news,here's another,

American Armed Forces are on full alert...in case Geraldo tries to get back in the country

-- Okie Dan (okiedan@oklahoma.net), December 07, 2001.

Don't know what that has to do with the prez...But here's one of mine. "Isnt it funny that 1 year ago, the media blasted bush for his use of a :white, powdery substance: (coke), but now, one year later, They blast him for inabillity to deal with a DIFFERENT :white, powdery substance: (anthrax)?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 07, 2001.

Hey! Okie reads Neals Nuze! To bad Ima bad guy now!

-- The Undertator (you@cant.resist), December 08, 2001.

muahahahahahaha. Undertator you just said the wrong thing :-)

-- Rensokuken of hell (squal4lyfe@yahoo.com), December 08, 2001.

Damn straight.

-- Dirty Dan (okiedan@oklahoma.net), December 08, 2001.

Okie dan... You live in Tulsa?

-- Bob Knob (Bob@Knob.com), December 08, 2001.

That damn straight was for Tator, not Ren. Yes, I am in Tulsey-town. You know, if you spell Tulsa backwards, you get a slut, which is what you find a lot of on 11th. street. It's called the University of a slut (tulsa).

Nealz nuz is kewl, but it needs more hooters. ;-)

-- Dirty Dan (okiedan@oklahoma.net), December 09, 2001.

If you re-arange the letters in Brooklyn (where I'm from), you can spell Lynbrook (the town next to where I live now)! Weird, huh?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 09, 2001.

Yea... Heard that joke a million times... and 11'th street is full of hookers, crack/crank feam's, and drunk ass bum's I live on the south side thoee... I dont have to worry about that shit.

-- Bob Knob (Bob@Knob.com), December 10, 2001.

Geee, sounds a lot like the area I live by. My boyfriend used to know this one-armed hooker. He'd wait till she was walking down the street with an armload of groceries and wave at her. she'd wave back with her one arm and drop her grocerie bags.

-- Tamara (Twilborn@earthlink.net), December 10, 2001.

...........heh

-- Bob Knob (Bob@Knob.com), December 11, 2001.

this other time, i saw two mexican hookers, one chasing the other down the street and screaming in spanish. Holt and Garey Ave. are fun places to be at night.

-- Tamara (Twilborn@earthlink.net), December 12, 2001.