-- Impeach Dubya Now ("I will restore dignity @ to the White House". NOT!), December 10, 2001

Answers

6. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.

"This Commandment is to allow men to better understand that wrong use of bodily communication with other men has a definite disgrace in God's Plan. Promiscuous involvement to satisfy only the senses has many areas wherein men sin against their role in God's Plan. This Commandment definitely says that homosexuality, lesbianism, abortion, pornography, and all promiscuous endeavors of man, have a permissiveness that is against the reason for creating mankind.

God said to Moses, 'Men will have many excuses and will justify their sins against this Commandment. Also, men will deliberately attach only specific sins on this Commandment, for shame will make them call this The Hidden Commandment'."

Impurity - attack through the senses, lack of self-discipline, permissiveness, self-love.

Promiscuity - encouraging men to act without dignity, degrading the purpose of human intimate relationship.

Self-abuse - physically, mentally, emotionally.

Mental abuse causes grave sins, sometimes grave intention for sin, permitting the intellect to become so permeated with sinful thoughts that men sin consistently and it weakens them in every way.

Homosexuality - Lesbianism

9. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE.

"To covet, whether it be by grave intention or full action, what belongs in the procreative plan, will be answerable in more depth than men will want to believe. What men do to restrict, corrupt or eliminate the beauty I have planned for man and woman in the role of the physical life, must be held accountable to Me, for I have made man to My Image and Likeness, and all things must remain in the beauty I have designed and in the Plan I had in mind. No man must allow his thinking or lack of self-discipline to cause weakness in himself or another who belongs to another. No woman is permitted to intrude or invite such a sin against Me."

Adultery - Temptation through thought, word and deed.

-- Reverend Billy Graham (sorry Dub @ you. gotta go), December 10, 2001.

This picture needs a clarifying speech balloon, which I will now provide:

SHE: "To get to the other side! Oh, that's WONderful!"

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), December 10, 2001.

"I have lusted in my heart"

--Jimmy Carter, Playboy, Nov 1976

-- (roland@hatemail.com), December 10, 2001.

If that was Clinton or Gore, this would be front page headlines on the Sludge Report.

-- Matt Sludge (we get @ the mud. first), December 10, 2001.

He's just checking out what she's advertising. I've never met a man yet whose eyes weren't drawn like a magnet to exposed flesh. If that sends you to hell, then God is gonna be awfully lonely. ; )

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 10, 2001.

Who is the babe? Sorta looks like Laura.

-- (lars@indy.net), December 10, 2001.

I think it's Reba McEntire.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 10, 2001.

Yeah, it's Reba, and she has got a much better rack than Laura! Believe me, I know. Hope the old bitch doesn't see this picture or she is gonna tear me a new asshole. I have a feeling it's going to be pretty cold in the Presidential bedroom this Christmas.

-- Dubya (major league asshole @ restoring. dignity), December 10, 2001.

It's difficult to see where his eyes are focused but I think he's looking at the piece of spinach stuck in her teeth.

-- (lars@indy.net), December 10, 2001.

Naaah, the red face is a dead giveaway. He's definitely looking at her luscious tubes and thinking very filthy thoughts.

-- Kenny Starr (bad, bad, bad @ very. bad), December 10, 2001.

If you like 'em all lady boobs are worth a look. If you don't like 'em then may Santa bring you coal.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 11, 2001.

Funny how quickly the rules changed after Dumbya took over.

-- bwaahahaha! (oh@the.hypocrisy), December 11, 2001.

Be still. Your boy never got in trouble for looking.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 11, 2001.

"I pledge allegiance to Israel, our New World Order compadres in domination of the planet."

-- Dubya (power@over.people), December 11, 2001.

When you wear such low-cut attire, you expect people will be looking at your breasts. What's wrong with looking anyway?

Ever hear the expression..."doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long at you eat at home"?

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.

"Adultery - Temptation through thought, word and deed."

Cin, as a born-again Christian, it is VERY wrong for Dumbya to allow himself to think such thoughts. In fact, it is a direct violation of the 10 commandments, a mortal sin. He is not suitable for the Presidency, showing the same lack of moral fiber which got Clinton impeached.

-- Reverend Billy Graham (Dumbya must be excommunicated @ and. impeached), December 11, 2001.

No no no! Just put Reba in a bourka-thingy.

-- helen (eyes@wander.helplessly), December 11, 2001.

An ethical question:

If one of Reba's very flimsy straps broke and a shapely boob should pop out at a state dinner, what would be the gentlemanly thing for Dubya to do?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 11, 2001.

And how the heck would you know what he is thinking? Only God knows that, not you.

There is indeed a difference between looking and having sex with someone in your mind. Dontcha think?

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.

nemesis... I think maybe take off his jacket and cover her as she made her way to the ladies room. That would be gentlemanly. =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.

Cin,

That is a fine idea. The problem is that it takes time to remove a jacket. The papparazi cameras would have captured poor Reba's erect nipples hundreds of times. Our leader has only one option: to immediately shield her exposed breast with his head.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 11, 2001.

nemesis, maybe Bush could pull that off, but if I did that I'd look like a boob.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), December 11, 2001.

LOL nemesis!

oooooh LN you have a smooth head? oh la la =O)

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.

"If one of Reba's very flimsy straps broke and a shapely boob should pop out at a state dinner, what would be the gentlemanly thing for Dubya to do?"

Whatever the gentlemanly thing to do is, Dubya would do the opposite. He would probably do the same thing he did when it happened to his own daughter, stand there with a red face, drooling like a pervert.

-- (dubby is @ scum. bag), December 11, 2001.

you got problems dude

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.

LOL! Since you are the one who worships Dumbya the lying hypocrite, it seems YOU are the one who has problems!

-- bwaahahaa! (look@in.mirror), December 11, 2001.

I worship God

No one or nothing else.

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 11, 2001.