THIS BREAKING STORY IS A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE PARTY PARTY'S CAMPAIGN.......SOURCES SAY THAT THE TELEPHONE OPERATER AT THE PARTY PARTY'S HEADQUARTERS, YES, HAS MAN HANDS! THIS STUNNING REPORT HAS SENT SHOCK WAVES THROUGHOUT THE PARTY PARTY ALONG WITH THE POLITICAL SCENE. AN EYE WITNESS TO THIS REVELATION SAID, "HER HANDS HAD CALOUSES SO THICK, SHE COULDN'T EVEN DIAL. I WENT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH HER, AND SHE GRASPED MY HAND SO HARD AND GRINNED WITH AN EVILNESS." THIS REPORT IS NOT ONE FOR THE FRONT PAGE IF YOUR A PARTY PARTY MEMBER.

-- (dearens@yahoo.com), December 11, 2001

Answers

Darren, da kid,LaRusso reporting live from Freakville, latest reports concerning the telephone operater for the Party Party. The calouses were apperantly from scrubbing the decks of the Yacht. Spokeswomen for the Party Party said, "The decks must be clean, in order for the Party to perform at it best. Once we declare our win, we will need room to dance. THe operater is in good hands and will be treated to open bar." Reporting from Freakville this is the lastest

-- Darren LaRusso (dlarusso@wjxt.com), December 11, 2001.