Hey All! I hope youre having a good Christmas! Or for our Jewish posters I hope youre having a nice Dec. 25th! Anyway, I just got Part German Shepard, Part German Police dog. I was wanting a good German name for it, so any suggestions would be nice. Dont suggest Hitler or anything like that. Gotta go! Were about to eat!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 25, 2001

Answers

How about Schnitzel? or Rudolph? Sorry, I don't know much german, All I know how to say is "Schnitzel", "Weiner", and "Sauerkraut".

(not a good idea to name you dog Weiner.....)

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 26, 2001.

Ruger. Berlin. Duesche. Konrad. Blitz.

-- (applenewyear@doggies.com), December 26, 2001.

Kruger. Pronouced Krew-ger, but fast like with a hard g. Its a good name, especially for a dog.

-- Krunch Kobra (??????@??????.???), December 26, 2001.

Jihad is a good dog name.

-- (apples@dark.net), December 26, 2001.

Jihad? I like that!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 27, 2001.

Nine!!!

-- Damn Straight (hard@and.fast), December 27, 2001.

What about kAISER?

-- dfgh (rtyi@kjghdf.xfguji), December 27, 2001.

Jihad means holy war. Tator, dont go the way of religon! Run from it!

-- Krunch Kobra (??????@??????.???), December 27, 2001.

Go to church Krunchy!

-- Damn Straight (What's wrong@with.religion?), December 28, 2001.

Schultz. Helmit. Dumkoff. Meister.

-- (apples@winter.com), December 29, 2001.

Actually, it's spelled Dumkopf.

Could be worse, you could name your dog Sheisskopf.......

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 29, 2001.

How big is the dog's penis? Especially when erect!

-- urg (iouw34098@yahoo.com), December 29, 2001.

Probably about twice the size of yours.....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 29, 2001.

Have you ever tried to house break a dog. It isnt so bad its just that this dog's turds are bigger than a poodle. And its only 2 months old! I need to hurry. I am making progress. If I have the door open he will shit outside. If it is closed he wont bark. He will shit in the kitchen! It is small and closed in so I guess he doesnt think of it as his living area. (dogs wont shit where they sleep and eat) I am solving this by putting his food and water in the middle of the kitchen. Wish me luck! :-) Damn that cursed smell!

Oh, and, Davey! You will be pleased to know I named my dog Majora! (I think I spelled it right, you know what I mean!)

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 30, 2001.

I can't think of any more good German names right now. Gunther is my dog's name but that aint really German. It's Scandanavian.

-- (apples@light.com), December 30, 2001.

LOL!!! Does he have a mask? :)

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 30, 2001.

no. no mask. He's is all black. a striking magnificant canine specimen. A tall lean 125 pounds of sweet meat. Gorgeous. He is half Newfoundland.

-- (apples@northernlights.com), December 30, 2001.

He's joking about the dog named Majora. Not very VG literate, are you?

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 31, 2001.

Tator, you missed the point completely! I was teasing Julie Applesocks here because she failed the see the joke about about Majora's Mask. I just recently gave a copy of the game to my bro' for Christmas. Haven't played it yet myself. However, I HAVE played Ocarina of Time and LOVED it! The Final Boss in that game KICKED @$$!!

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), January 01, 2002.

OOT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!! *excited* *luves OOT* lol, I moderate the LUSENET Legend of Zelda forum...feel free to drop on bye!!

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 01, 2002.

MM is the Bomb! Nintendo pissed me off with the new Link. All the stuff they have been showing has been pics of the old Link, but that is for the Super Smash Brothers game. I dont think they realized the Zelda fan age group. Link now looks more childish than Mario. Link looks like a cheap ass ripoff. For pre-schoolers!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 02, 2002.

Yo Tator, in a previous posting you were bragging about your income (well at least i cant see any other reason for you bringing it up), So why the hell dont you just spend a couple of grand and professionally train your damn canine?????????????????

-- Damn Straight (Well@whay.sasy), January 02, 2002.

I sit confused but happy. Not a computer game person. I'll just watch you guys talk about such things.

-- (winterapple@piracy.com), January 04, 2002.

When I am at work my dog lies on his couch and watches Animal Planet.

-- (appletrain@bluesky.com), January 04, 2002.

I wasnt bragging. If I was I would have said how uch I made. JOJ wasnt bragging when he said he had several homes he rents out. I own a six hundred dollar car. I just now, the day before yesterday, started a savings account because I am always broke. I will put a certain ammount in there each week and not touch it untill I have enough for somthing I have been wanting for a while. Enough for a down payment anyway. And I sad I was working 84 hours a week. Now its only 60 or 72 but still, you? How much do you work? Or does Mommy and Daddy still take care of you?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 04, 2002.

Schatze. Hans/Hansi. Fritz. Schatze means "sweetheart". Hans and Fritz are names from an old comic strip, "the Katzenjamer Kids".

-- Tamara (Twilborn@earthlink.net), January 08, 2002.

Klaus.

-- (apples@gate.net), January 08, 2002.

Good job, TAtor, that's a good start towards independence!

-- joj (jump@off.c), January 08, 2002.

If I fall flat on my ass it is my own fault. Dont help me. If I stick to my goals I have set for myself I should be able to contract myself a house by the time Im 25. Cheaper that way. If I fail, tough shit, right?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 09, 2002.

i'd be careful i were you messrs. "Apple" and "tator", we can also name our dogs on your religious concepts, but its beneath us to do anything stupid like that.

Sunnah Deobandi Islaam Islam Kashmir Afghanistan Jihad Jihaad Chechnya Kosovo Awliya Sufiyah Sufi Soofi Sibghatullah Shah Pir Pagaro Sindh Punjab Balauchistan Balochistan Afghanistan Terror Terrorism War Militant Radical Extremist fanatic fundamentalist Sunni movement Special forces soldiers wahabi wahhaabi wahhabi Syedayn Shaheedayn Ambala Deoband Saharanpur Kandhla Thana bhawan Akora Khattak Balakot Hyderabad Karachi lyari MQM Hikayat Hikayaat peace spirit spiritual Waliullah wali saint worship veneration Sajda Ghairullah Ghayr Ghair Kufr Ilhaad Zanadaqah Wahdat ul Wajood Shahood Tassawuf Islaah Tazkiyah Nafs Shaytaan Satan Shaitan Zikr Dhikr Zakir Zaakir Dhaakir Abid Zahid Zuhd Istaghna Sabr Safhaat min Sabr ul Ulama

-- Copy (copy@greenspun.com), July 28, 2002.

Pim

-- Rita Hill (leouna@yahoo.com), August 02, 2002.

A dog don't need a name, if it came down to it I would eat the bastard if I had to........But since your gonna name it anyways, Majora(how ever you spell it)is a pretty cool name. But if it comes down to it, I prefer a little garlic, lemon and butter.

-- Joboo (Eat@MyPenis.com), September 18, 2003.

Ok....I came across this site while searching for a name for my new Schnauzer puppy. Man you guys talk some shit! And thanks for the uhh help.

-- Mel (sunshinegirl_70560@yahoo.com), November 10, 2003.

Holymegaschnitzelbrauten. That's an awesome name, and it's pretty German.

-- Beavis Comeavis (beaviscomeavis@hotmail.com), October 06, 2004.

Sorry on the late reply. I realize your dog is almost 3 years old by now, but I figured if you still haven't thought of a name you could use that one....

-- Beavis Comeavis (beaviscomeavis@hotmail.com), October 06, 2004.