Osama got run over by a reindeer

Sung to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Author and Recording artist: Bob Rivers www.twistedtunes.com


Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve
Folks may say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe

Osama though we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow

Al-Qaeda found him Christman Morning
Placed down on the mountain pass
There were hoofmarks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his....ho! ho! ho! ho! ho!
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Even here, his cave on Christmas Eve
You might not think there's such a thing as Karma
But if you saw those hoofprints you'd believe

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Not he's not around on Christmas Day
He was hoping he'd be meeting Allah
But the only thing he met was Santa's sleigh.

Merry Christmas!

(Oooh...that's gotta hurt....)

You can see the clip at www.newfunnies.com

Happy Holidays!

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 27, 2001

Answers

awww, that's mean. but why am I still smiling?

-- Tamara (Twilborn@earthlink.net), January 08, 2002.

i dont know

-- jim watters (fgrumpy@hotmail.com), February 15, 2002.

i dont know I said idont know

-- jim watters (fgrumpy@hotmail.com), February 15, 2002.

Great Guardians!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!^__________^

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), December 20, 2003.