How do you join? What is the process?

-- Cynthia Bennett (cjb5000@earthlink.net), January 12, 2002

Answers

You must first prove that you have no life whatsoever that is worth living, no ideas of your own, limited intelligence, and no friends. You can get certificates to these effects from your family physician. After that, you're essentially in, put you will have to pass a genetic screening to prove that your predisposition to inanity is inborn. Hope this helps.

-- trig retrat (dreamachine@davidwoodard.com), March 03, 2002.