Secrets of a good marriage (from a husband's point of view):

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Friday's.

2. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

4. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

5. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

6. I married "Miss Right". I just didn't know her first name was "Always". :-)

7. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

8. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I said, "Dust!"

9. Why do men generally die before their wives? Because they want to!

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), January 21, 2002

Answers

LOL Gayla. I'll have to print this out for you know who ;-)

-- (sonofdust@hippily.mired), January 22, 2002.

LOL, Gayla! Thanks for the laugh.

Jeff and I will celebrate our anniversary a bit late, but it's actually this coming Sunday... 23 years.

My parents in law celebrated their 25th shortly before we were married. I asked my mother-in-law what her secret was for a long and happy marriage. She said, "A tongue calloused by being bitten nearly in half a multitude of times" and immediately looked absolutely horrified with herself. Good advice, though :-D

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), January 22, 2002.

Happy Anniversary Tricia and Jeff!

You guys were married the same year we were. :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), January 23, 2002.

Well, Happy Anniversary to you! If I were able, I'd write some High Koo. But since I can't, I guess I shan't.

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), January 23, 2002.

Happy Anniversary, Tricia and Jeff!! Heartfelt wishes for much happiness in the years to come!

-- Brooke (Happiness@Hill.top), January 23, 2002.

Happy Anniversary!

-- helen (does@it.seem.longer?), January 23, 2002.

Happy anniversaries .... rookies!

(May 1978....)

-- R. A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (racookpe@earthlink.net), January 24, 2002.

Does Jeff know he's married to a genuine Princess?

And that that makes him a Prince ;-)

-- (sonofdust@happy.anniversary), January 24, 2002.

Jeff's always known he's a prince of a guy... he just thinks that being married to him is what made me a princess :-)

-- Tricia teh Cancuk (jayles@telusplanet.net), January 26, 2002.