Long Island Lolita vs. Trailer Park Tonya

What's the betting line?

-- (lars@indy.net), March 02, 2002

Answers

Guns beat lead pipes. Amy in one.

-- (lars@indy.net), March 02, 2002.

Betting Amy to win. Ain't no training like jail training.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), March 02, 2002.

That show just sucks, insofar as at least Amy is getting money for being notorious for attempted murder. I hope those pillows don't prevent Tonya from breaking her jaw and knocking out her teeth.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), March 02, 2002.

That picture of Amy Fisher made her look like a white Whoopi Goldberg.

BTW, Tonya will win easily.

-- bogsworth (running@on.8cylinders), March 02, 2002.

The best way to succeed in contemporary America seems to be to do something incredibly trashy and then claim to be a victim and cash in on the publicity.

How long before "they" offer the Andrea Yates Story as a mini-series?

-- (lars@indy.net), March 02, 2002.

Ms. Harding acheived her first fame for her ability (unique among women skaters) to do quadruple jumps. So you know she's an athlete. Ms. Harding is also deep-dyed working class and a graduate of the school of hard knocks. She's mentally tougher than most of us would care to emulate. If she wants to win, she will whup ass on Amy.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), March 02, 2002.

It's only matter of time before they both end up in porn. And not a moment too soon.

-- (xxx@xxx.xxx), March 02, 2002.

Bad news, folks. The Parole Board won't let Amy fight. They're substituting Paula Jones instead.

Given this turn of events, I'm going with Tonya all the way.

-- (in@the.news), March 05, 2002.

Paula says she is very confidant. Her only concern is damage to her nose-job.

-- (lars@indy.net), March 05, 2002.

Amazing! MTV culture has invaded the real networks. First, they produce 'real life' shows with 'big brother', now this. The only difference here is that MTV did this with clay figures in the likeness of the infamous people.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), March 06, 2002.

Actually, the first copy was Survivor which looked kind of like Road Rules, but on an island. Then they followed up with Big Brother, which kind of looked like the Real World except that it sucked even more.

-- (true@sto.ry), March 06, 2002.

I loved Celebrity Death Match. Is it still on?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), March 06, 2002.

It is my intuition that Ms. Jones may prove to be a more formidable opponent than Ms. Fischer, but not formidable enough to take out Ms. Harding in a fair fight.

Paula (if I may be so familiar) packs more weight than Amy and may pack a bigger whallop when she connects. The big question is her conditioning. She needs to start jogging, skipping rope and working out on the light and heavy bags if she is going to stand a chance. Tonya just needs to work on upper body strength and hand speed, so she is starting out further ahead.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), March 07, 2002.