Hi. Mom is taking me to nana and papas farm today to stey the rest of the week. My too cousins will be there also. They have said how good dingo berrys pie is and have promised to take me dingo berrys picking. Id like to surprise mom by bringing back some for her. How many pounds of dingo berrys does it take to make a pie.

-- josh billings (joshbi13@yahoo.com), April 01, 2002

Answers

Since it's Aprils Fool Day, I am not touching this one!

-- Ardie/WI (ardie54965@hotmail.com), April 01, 2002.

Five pounds of poop fits fine in a one pound pie tin.

-- Joe (CactusJoe001@AOL.com), April 01, 2002.

just HOW do you know that Joe?

-- Stan (sopal@net-pert.com), April 01, 2002.

Ah yes, that brings back memories of high school.

We once had a box supper as a fund raiser that yielded some good laughs.

One of the boxes contained a cow pie, well aged, that was covered in tomato sauce, etc. and looked like pizza. The shy boy that bought it opened the box and exclaimed, "Oh boy! I love pizza!" Little Mike the one who had actually prepared it said, "Better take another look Paul." At closer examination a sigh of disgust ensued and the box was thrown to the floor. Sounds revolting, but you had to be there to get the full affect of the practical joke.

Happy April first everyone.

-- Notforprint (Not@thekeyboard.com), April 01, 2002.

Good one, Josh. Have a great week at the farm.

-- Elizabeth (ekfla@aol.com), April 01, 2002.

Depends on how big the dingleberries are. And who they were on...

-- Gailann Schrader (gtschrader@aol.com), April 01, 2002.