They say that the best Porno names are made from parts of your personal history. Take the name of your childhood pet as your 1st name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. (For clarification purposes, if you moved around a lot as a kid or had a lot of pets, just use funniest).

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

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By the way, mine is Muffin Fallsbrook.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Lilly West Valley Green.

I think I'll just go with Lilly West. It's very 50's film star.

Yay! My water's back on!

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Sugar Wood Bark

And if we want do to current, I'd be Montego Saint Clair, which I sort of like.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

My current porn name would be Baxter College, which means that the porno industry would have to pay tuition to room & board me. HA!

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

I'd have to go with Penelope Candy Frederick. Yow, that sounds way too much like a porn star! Whatever was my grandmother thinking? Of course, for giggles I could also go with Peanut Butter Frederick. Gents, give it up for PB! Heh.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Using this theorem, my porn star name would be "Bunny Ashland."

(Yes, I had a dog named Bunny! What about it? She had a pink nose!)

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Did she have a cotton tail? I hope so because with that porn name, you know that they would make you wear one in all of your movies.

And I am not EVEN going into the Ashland part.

Like, me, Muffin Fallsbrook, has a lot of room to talk.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

I really don't want to think about what, as Cleopatra Rolling Water, my porn specialties would entail.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Hannah, that is by far one of the best ones I have heard in a long time - so exotic!

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002