What does mules no:

Now I’se post on Y2k, but I’se have som dougths bout them. Sose, I put thes here.I has mules. 16 of em. Last knight, they all want'n to cum in with me.Does yous think this meens they no something. Is it the wurld end; attack or sumthin.

I nos yu has a mule woman here. Let her speak. My hsuban wuld snuff me if I brung 16 mules in the huse.

Pleese dunt make fun of my speakin. We's peeples in Maryland ain't that brite.

Betty

-- Betty (Betty@att.net), May 10, 2002

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This is a parody contest. How well can you do it with Unk, Flint, Ken, Cap, Carlos, Peter, Helen, Maria, Anita, Cherri, or even me, etc. Be sure to use their IP address with a different name. Don't limit yourself to this board. Try some other ones but identify them. Have fun. I have to fly over the pond; they do have net connections over there. ;<)

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), May 10, 2002.

Good.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 11, 2002.

Betty, you may bring 16 mules into the house. However, federal law -- that applies to Maryland also, even if the state is crawling with feds who are exempt from normal regulations in other areas -- require a bed for each mule, a daily bath, and a place at the dining table. "Separate but equal" is illegal. Hope this helps. :)

-- helen (mules@lips.gotta.try.em), May 11, 2002.

Here is a picture from the recent Unk's Get Together held in Des Moines, Iowa recently.

Pictured left to right (back row first):Ken Decker, Uncle Deedah, Stephen Poole, Little Nipper, Peter Errington, Helen, Carlos
Anita, Cin, Cherri, Flint, and Maria

-- the photo meister (pics@job.#1), May 11, 2002.

-- (just trying@to.help), May 11, 2002.

Flint's a chick?!

-- (just trying@to.help), May 11, 2002.

I was as surprised as anyone that Flint had shaved off his beard.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), May 11, 2002.

Wow Flint and his wife could be sisters...err..uhhh..brother and sister.

-- (heehee@haa.haa), May 11, 2002.

What the hell happened to my invite?

I know...I know.....you can dress me up but ya can't take me out.

Hawaiin shirts do go with tux's ya know! I don't care what they say.

Besides, that ain't enough wine for even the mules, let alone me.

You call that a party???? Hell!, there ain't even a pig in the ground or beer on ice......so all my rowdy friends are comin' over to Capns' Tiki Bar tonight. (shamelessly borrowed from Hank Jr.)

Actually I'm off to the beach for the weekend to raise hell at some other Tiki establishments : )

You can find me at the Lani Kai...have a great weekend yaw'll.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), May 11, 2002.

Cap, of course you were invited, you just weren't available for that picture because you and a few of your rowdy friends were providing the musical entertainment. From left to right: Gary North on bass, Charles P. Reuben on lead guitar, Cap'n Fun on rythym guitar and vocals, and making surprise appearance on drums - Paul Milne!!!!

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@youmailme.com), May 11, 2002.

Naw. Don't own a tie.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 11, 2002.

Nice to see I have aged pretty well lol. Don't I look like hot-lips Hoolihan? :o)

p.s...where are Aunt Bee and Pammy?

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 11, 2002.

They were working the sound booth for Cap's band. BTW, Cap's regular drummer Zoobie was at doomstock or doomfest or dumbfest or whatever they call that thing.

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@youmailme.com), May 11, 2002.

Little Nipper looks like a cross between Mikhail Gorbachev and Slovodan Milosovich.

-- strange (things@happening.here), May 12, 2002.

And what's wrong with that, I'd like to know? The plastic surgeon assured me that this was the right "look" for fitting in with today's ultra-hip crowd. You notice who got center stage, don't you, Mr. Jealous?

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), May 12, 2002.

She's 20+ years older than me, the weight is about right, but my hair (although cut last week) is still to the middle of my back.

-- Cherri (whatever@who.cares), May 12, 2002.

Damn! I knew Maria was dumb, but she even LOOKS dumb! Fat too, her arms are bigger than my thighs! Looks like a porked-out version of Hot Lips Hoolihan.

-- hee-haaw! (my@morning.chuckle), May 12, 2002.

May I please be the platinum blonde toward the back? Please?

-- helen (wish@i.was.there), May 12, 2002.

No helen dammit, that's me! Photo-meister says so! ;oP

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 12, 2002.

LOL, you WISH you looked that good.

-- (in@your.dreams), May 12, 2002.

Helen - You're wish is my command.....oops my magic wand slipped. Sorry Helen, you are now the bald guy in Cap's band. Gary North is now the lady standing between Peter and Carlos.

-- butt nugget (the@photo-meister.genie), May 12, 2002.

What does all of this have to do with mules?

-- (puzzled@in.Toledo), May 12, 2002.

Oh yes I do wish, but for now I guess I am stuck with this hunchback, buck teeth and alopecia.

Oh gawd did anyone watch MadTV last week with the alopecia skit? I havent laughed so hard in a long time.

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 12, 2002.