To Jay and anyone else who feel this applys to them! Have fun!!

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. What a coincidence!? --Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862. --Unknown

Beer: Helping White Boys dance since 1862 --Lesiba

-- Susan in MN (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), May 14, 2002

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"God created liquer , so the Irish couldn't conquer the world." (A plaque on the wall of Finnegans' Pub, Huntsville AL)

And I always have a shot of whiskey with my beer so as not to forget the needy workers at the distillery.

I knew a man who drowned in a vat of beer. The foreman pulled him out four times , but he kept jumping back in :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), May 14, 2002.