Because the old one Went With the Wind...

So this is ... different.

Size Him Up.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

Answers

I'd also like to add that the comment for "Medium" is impressively and pointlessly cruel. Really. Ick.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

Er... hmm. I tried several combinations of answers, just for kicks, and I think I found the answer you're referring to. Which is, indeed, pretty damned heartless.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

How does nose size factor in? (Plus, there's no proven corrolation between body size and penis size.)

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

I think that nose size just refers to the old wives' tale that the bigger the nose, the bigger the penis.

I answered these questions about my husband who wears a 15 shoe, does have a fairly large nose, and can easily palm a basketball. Apparently, he's "impressive." hee.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

Well, is he? ;)

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

While I agree with you that there is no correlation between body size and penis size, I will say that he's 6'8" and nicely in proportion. Now I have to go, because if he ever sees this, he will lose his mind that I would discuss such things for the entire world to see.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

Regarding the nose: as the Germans saying goes, "An die Nase des Mannes, kennt man sein Johannis".

[Always followed be a description of the other sex: "Und an die Munde des Weibes, die Eingang ihres Leibes"]

Anyway, it was remarkable to learn I seem to have large hands. Whereas I always have to buy women's gloves to find a pair that fits. But then, Frisians are on average the largest people of the world; certain African tribes excepted. Transvestites from all over Europe came to buy women's shoes here.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

And for the nonGermanic among us, what on earth did you say? I mean, I can kind of guess the first one, but the second one totally loses me.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

Wow, you mean Julia Roberts...? And Angelina Jolie? Okay, the latter doesn't surprise me in the least, to be honest. Heh.

-- Anonymous, August 19, 2002

"Munde des Weibes": the mouth of a women. "Eingang ihres Leibes": entrance of her body.

-- Anonymous, August 19, 2002

Another link, related to the divorce/marriage thread: the Globe and Mail has an article about a researcher who claims he can predict divorce with a 90% accuracy rate. And there's a quiz!

-- Anonymous, August 19, 2002