high school teacherism (Soviet)-- You have two cows. Why are you looking so puzzled... you know those animals that give you beef... that meaty stuff... you know, the stuff we're all actually gonna taste once we achieve the triumph of the true communist state! Now, children, the next time you hear your prents reminiscing about the good old days when they had beef, you just nip along and let us in the gov't know... "

-- Lena Fabr (lena_fabr@yahoo.com), September 08, 2002