I just saw this on ebay, its so friggin stupid, i needed to show every1 this.... *****PLSE NOTE THIS DOG IS NOT FOR SALE - 'TIS MY DOG - ISNT HE GORGEOUS (I have 3 rescue dogs, this is my latest "Barney") Who said you cannot buy friendship ? Well I am offering for your consideration today the gift that keeps on giving - Friendship. You may choose to purchase this for yourself, or for a friend/ relative in need. When your old & everything else youve purchased on ebay is forgotten this is a gift you will always treasure. It is listed at a very low price, because money should never really come in the way of true friendship. So how does this gift work you may well ask ? The gift of friendship is offered as my Postal address, where-by I pledge to be a good loyal penfriend to the winning bidder (or their designated & of course willing counterpart). I will offer myself as a witty, loyal & compassionate penpal for as long as wanted (hopefully permanantly). * This gift is written correspondance only & does not include anything rather than mutual "penpals". I choose to not disclose too much about myself at present time, as this will spoil the fun of getting to know my new penpal. However I can vouch that I am by no means a weirdo, although I do have a quirky sense of humour as is evident by this auction : - ) This gift may be suited to someone who is compassionate & loves animals as im a huge animal lover, someone who loves a good laugh, as I love a witty correspondance, or anyone in need of some friendship & cheering up - Im great with that too. Happy bidding & feel free to ask me any questions whatsoever - although personal details will only be disclosed to winning bidder. International bidders are most welcome also. This gift has no initial postage costs, although over the long-term you will need to purchase stamps :- ) ***Plse note, any prospective bidders looking for a romantic envolvement you have looked in the wrong place. I am involved in a commited relationship & this gift is purely one of a life-long penpal. Thank you for viewing my auction & best of luck. WHO DA FUCK WOULD BY A FRIEND?!?! You'd have to be the biggest friggin loser, to actually pay 12 cents for a friend.. wow... I dont know Who would be the bigger loser, the person who buys the friendship, or the seller... I mean come on.. who ever wins is actually gonna give u 12 cents?!? is there shipping and handling? lol You mite as well just go to like a penpal arranger site thinger.

I say FUCK YOU <^> {^_^} <^> Vash

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2003

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Hey, I bidded for that! j/k Wow, that is so stupid. Did anyone bid for it? lol

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2003

I hope not Bidding ends in 2 days, im in the lead!!! w00t w00t, .37$ friend w00t w00t

I say FUCK YOU <^> {^_^} <^> -Vash

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2003