Yes, incase you noticed, I DID post this before, but because nobody has helped me and nobody scrolls down far enough to see where I originally posted this, here it is again. Prepare to read...

'Kay, I've recently been reading lots and lots of what I once found evil, Doujinshii, online. Why did I think it was evil? Because I'm very "stick-to-the-plot-no-what-if-crap", I guess. I mean, I HATE it when my friend comes up to me and says stuff like "What if Radditz didn't die?" or "What if I made this new character and he came in and did this and this and this and this and..." and I smack him. Dragonball is how it is, and you can't change the story. Toriyama Sensei created this world, and I hate the "what-ifs". But after I read lots an lots of Doujinshii I began to love it. It's insanity mocks all that is Dragonball Z, but I've learned that this is cool now, thought I still smakc my friend when he says those retarded things. So I got the lamest, corniest idea than an Otaku could get-I'm an average, 16-year old American girl with only a little knowledge in the Japanese language and culture, but I'm gonna write my own Doujinshii! What's lamer is that I tried to make it NOT lame by reading right-to-left, and using all kinds of random Japanese words in it and my friends hate me cuz they don't know what they mean...Stupid dub fans...Why are they my friends? Anyways...To shut one of my retarded friends up I decided, "This is Doujinshii, so I can do the things that never woulda happened in Dragonball!" So here are my lame stories, in order (Story and art by me, and I'm actually very good drawing Anime, so the art isn't lame, just the stories and the fact that I'm doing this at all...): Radditsu no Fukkatsu (Radditz' Ressurection) Basically, Gokou gathers the Dragonballs and asks Shenlong if Radditz ended up in Hell, cuz he was killed by a demon (Piccolo). Shenlong says since Piccolo was really Namekseijin and not Demon, Radditz is in Hell, and Gokou acts like a retard. He wishes him abck to life, and Radditz tries to kill him again. He then wonders why he's alive at all and realizes Gokou revived him, and they become a happy family. Radditz requests to join the Z Senshi and Gokou says with a serious look on his face "On one condition", and Radditz says "Anything, Kakarotto! Name it!" Gokou says he needs cool clothes because Vegeta's bad style makes them look bad. Radditz falls down. Pikkoro Daimaou no Suimetsu?! (Defeat of Piccolo Daimaou?!) Stupid. I wrote this story a few years ago, and finally illustrated it in all its retarded glory. Takes place during Gohan's Desert Training in the Saiyajin Saga. Piccolo believes since Son Gokou is dead (and by his hand no less) he will rule the world and nobody can stop him, not even "The great and powerful monk Kuririn". Kuririn sneezes, and decides to get revenge on Piccolo. That night, it's a full moon. Gohan and Piccolo are sleeping, and Gohan is dreaming of pineapples that look like Radditz (Yeah, stole dat from the Anime). Kuririn will get Gohan to look at the moon, go Oozaru, and kill Piccolo. Kuririn realizes the moon is gone and is about to leave. However, Gohan senses his presence in his dream but thinks it's an angry evil noseless chestnut (incase ya didn't know Kuririn's name is a pun on chestnut). He wakes up and Ki blasts Kuririn, who's head now glows. Gohan goes Oozaru (yes, I also ripped the "Kuririn's head as the full moon" thing, from the 22nd Budoukai) and crushes KURIRIN instead of Piccolo, Piccolo points and laughs, and Kuririn is upset over all of the re-used puns and storylines. Told ya it was stupid. Boku no Konouena Nakama wa MANEKIN da (My Best Friend is a Mannequin) You won't get this at all, unless you've seen the commercial for Lucky Magazine a few years ago. I can't even try to explain it. If you DO know the commercial I mean, it's just that emulated EXACTLY, only with Vegeta, a male mannequin, and Gokou in the role of the husband. If you have seen this commercial please respond to this thread so I know I'm not the only one (besides the fact that I loaned the tape I taped it on to all my friends and forced them to watch it...It is the most hillarious commercial ever. EVER.). Vegeta wo KENNI wo Korosu (Vegeta Killed Kenny) Yes, I do love ripping off everything that I get my hands on. Easily one of my favorite non-anime cartoons is South Park. My retarded one-page gag of a dead and bloody Kenny on the ground, Stan yelling "OH MY GOD! VEGETA KILLED KENNY!!" and Kyle's "YOU BASTARD!", as Vegeta angrily holds out his arm for a Big Bang Attack at the other boys. Stan and Kyle look at eachother, Stan saying "He's scary dude!" and Kyle's "Don't let him hear you!". Yes, I am an idiot. That's that. (...I have no title for this one...) OK, this is gonna be a GOOD one. Why? Because my friends are helping me with this story...But it ain't done! Which is why I posted this thread in da first place and am only getting around to explaining this now!!!!!!! I'm just a totally random person. Be lucky that you don't know me. THANK GOD YOU DON'T KNOW ME, MINNA. In detail, here is my script for this. And may the Lord bless you for having the pacience to read all the crap I've written so far. Also, as you may have noticed, everytime I, Suupaa Gohan 2, post ANYTHING on the internet is is 10x longer than what other people post, cuz I'm random and I never get to the point. I'll shut up now. OH I FORGOT!!!!!!! To get this you'll need to know I once wrote a fanfiction in which Radditz had a full-blood Saiyajin daughter Tanip (Tanippu, pun on Turnip, Taanippu). You don't need to know the fanfic (besides, it was my stupid humor at work and if you've been reading all the crap I've written so far you've noticed I have a very unusual sense of humor, which is why I love Furi Kuri (FLCL)... (Atop of Sky Palace, Vegeta, Gokou, Gohan, Trunks, and Radditz stand there in the Saiyajin Armor.) Vegeta-"OK, Radditz, Kakarotto, myself, and our sons can all become Super Saiyajin. You need to focus hard, and push your anger to the max. Power is important, but you need the ANGER! Release it now!!!!!!" Radditz-"But what do I have to be angry over?" Gokou-"I know...Oh Taa~nip!!!" Tanip-"Yeah? What's up dad? You guys training?" (Vegeta sees her and his eyes become hearts. He leaps for her making grabbing motions. Radditz watches this in horror and Vegeta knocks Tanip to the ground, grinning, but before he can do anything...) Radditz-"GYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DAUGHTER YOU TWO-TIMING BASTARD!!!!!!! DON'T YOU HAVE A WIFE?!!! AND BESIDES, YOU'RE MORE THAN TWICE HER AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (He freaks out first, then on the last "Kyaaahhh!!!" he powers imensely. Dust clears to see SSJ Radditz.) Gokou (Smiling happily)-"Yatta! Toldja it'd work! Yahoo, now we can all do it!!!!!!" (Radditz glares angrily at Vegeta) Vegeta (Nervously)-"O-o-o-o-ok! You've done it! Now you d-d-d-don't need the anger anymore..." Radditz-"Don't think you're getting off the hook that easily! HYYYYAAAAA--" (Chi-Chi walks in) Chi-Chi-"OK everyone, training's over for today! We've got to get going now! Radditz, you look cute as a blonde! Definately more handsome than Gokou-sa!" (They all fall over) (Now at the Son House, the guys get dressed up into good clothes (Not Saiyajin Armor)) Gokou (Putting on a tux)-"Why do I gotta wear this?" Chi-Chi-"We're going to a party and I'll not have you wearing that tattered orange Gi again! Besides, you look handsome in that tuxedo!" Gokou (Under his breath)-"Yeah but not as handsome as Radditz grumble grumble..." Chi-Chi-"What was that, Gokou-sa?" Gokou-"N-n-n-nothing, dear! What's this party for again?" Chi-Chi-"Geez Gokou-sa, how many times do I gotta tell ya?! Lunch just showed back up and Tenshinhan proposed to her! They're getting married this fall and we're celebrating their getting back together!" (Tanip walks in in a cat suit, they all fall down again) Radditz-"Tanip you're not wearing that!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now go put something decent on!" Tanip-"What's wrong with this?" (Radditz' eye twitches and he looks angrily at Vegeta blushing in the background) Radditz-"Well...We're going to a party, not a whore house, for one thing! Just change into something less slutty!" Tanip-"What if I WANT to look like a slut? Fine, I'll change! You just don't understand anything!!!!!" (She storms off and Radditz looks at her embarrassed) Vegeta-"Why'd you go and do that? She looked fine! You're going to my house and nobody cares!" Radditz-"She's 16! I don't wanna have her running around like a little whore!" Gokou-"Bulma usta wear a bunny suit when I was 12, and she was only 16 too. I don't get the big deal." Radditz (Yelling)-"Well you don't have a daughter! Besides, not everyone is as naïve as you, Kakarotto!" (Gokou looks confused, Radditz angry and blushing, and Vegeta sighing in the background) (Later they ring the doorbell to the Capsule Corp. And Bulma greets them. They walk in-everyone's there already, And as the angry Tanip walks by in the hall Master Roshi and Vegeta peek from a door) (Later at the table with the punch bowl Gokou stuffs his face with orderves and cookies) Gokou (With mouth full)-"These are great! Did you make them, Vegeta?" Vegeta (Angrily as Bulma walks by)-"Of course not, Baka! Do I look like a chef to you?!" (Bulma walks away, Vegeta leans in to whisper to Gokou) Vegeta-"Yes I did, but don't let the others know! Bulma doesn't want people to know her cooking sucks." And that's as far as I've gotten. Keep in mind that this is Doujinshii, NOT FANFICTION. I write the pathetic storylines I posted, and I am actually illustrating them, in the traditional right-to-left format (though the dialouge is English cuz I only know VEEEEERRRRRRY little Japanese...). The stories are little one to a few page chapters, just like a regular Doujinshii, however mine is the retarded kind that uses my odd sense of humor. And yes, GOHAN IS #1!!!!!!!! I cry everytime I watch his transformation to SSJ2, and Unmei no Hi~Tamashii tai Tamashii (The musical insert piece used in the background of dat scene) is my fave song of all time. So I think that answers all da questions u guys asked...NOW HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA CONTINUE THIS PARTY STORY?! I would apreciate any helpful suggestions. Also, it may be difficult for people who don't know who Tanip is, but basically she's just Radditz' rebellious 16-year-old daughter. Also a pointless side note- I love the Saiyajin tail, and despite the fact that all da guys had theirs cut off ('cept Radditz who died WITH his tail...), I always draw them with their tails cuz they're so damn kawaii! Trunks' tail WOULD be purple, right? And a Super Saiyajin's tail would turn blonde as well (cuz it does in GT, though I may hate GT with all my heart...But I ramble yet again...). Well, once again a response would be greatly appreciated, and list the name you would like to be called and I'll give all credit due to ya. Also if ya have an original (not too long!) story you'd like to contribute, I'd like that too, and you'd get all credit ('cept for my artwork).Really, the reason I posted this thread was to get help on this story. If I use your idea I'll give you credit for you're continuation, just list what you'd like to be known as when I write in in the Credits (Ex. I don't use my real name on the internet, I'm simply Suupaa Gohan 2). Well, any help would be apreciated with this and once again you have the pacience of a Saint for reading all of this. Itsu Ka!

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2003

Answers

I don't think anyone read all of that. I read the first line and the last line.

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2003

hehe

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2003

I know. ^_^ I have a tendancy to write way too much, and I always ramble. But maybe eventually someone'll read it all and be able to help me-After all, it'd be pretty hypocritical for the people who read the hundreds of posts on the "Anime sucks cock and balls" thread that were pretty much all a stupid argument and not read this...but yeah, people are lazy. If I didn't write it all I sure as Hell wouldn't read the entire thing unless I was really interested...

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2003