I cant figure out which one he is. Just why is AKOBADAGETH so dominant above all others?

-- Ken Jennings (jeopardy@champion.com), November 29, 2004

Answers

To Ken Jennings: Greetings from the Oracle. What, pray tell, is your dilemma in choosing either option concerning Mr. AKOBADAGETH? The answer should be quite obvious to all that he is BOTH a genius and a supernatural being.

Who but a genius would have as many indisputable facts at their immediate disposal? Who but a supernatural being could shed so much revealing light on a subject as dark as Negroes?

Ken, as quickly as your mind regurgitates useless trivia concerning Shakespeare, or Potent Potables, AKOBADAGETH’s mind quickly reveals vital information on Negroes that is life impacting on the general readership of these boards.

Still, the Oracle is proud of your achievements as a white man. You have easily dispatched many a seemingly intelligent Negro during your tenure on Jeopardy.

Keep up the good work. You and the Oracle are living proof that the white man can be superior, and at the same time, be a gracious victor over the so-called “cream of the crop” Negroes.

Because you are a wise white man, the Oracle invites you to don your robe and sandals and sit beside Me. We will talk of deeper things that most here viewing could not begin to understand.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), November 30, 2004.

HEY ORACLE ,THANKS! THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.

YOU ARE THE ONE PERSON IVE MEET ON THE INTERNET THAT I WOULD CONSIDER A FELLOW WHITE GOD!

WE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE OUR OWN WEB SITE, WHERE WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW ANY OF THESE GUYS STUPID ASS RULES!

-- AKOBADAGETH (AKOBADAGETH@INDISPUTABLE FACTS.COM), November 30, 2004.

Good to see you are still here AKOBADAGETH my old friend, and the Oracle too, always an honour to hear his wisdom. The shitskinned coons of your mighty nation are very close to their final solution now. Extermination by the Rich Gods who rule this White planet!

It will be a glorious day to see..

-- White (WhitePure@Home.visit), December 01, 2004.